SQUAW BOSOM, Florida - (Satire News) - Voodoo Dupree with Press Extra has broken the story that Dr. Phineas Puckbush, who is Donald Trump's urologist has just said that after the Trumpturd's last physical exam, he noticed that the ex Golfer-in-Chief has Gonadatillis, which in layman's terms means that the evil he-bitch has inverted balls.
Dr. Puckbush, stated that when he told Trump about his inverted balls, Don The Con, became enraged and yelled that his medical comment is based on a fucked up hoax that was started by Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Shumer, or VP Kamala Harris.
Meanwhile, Melania recently told Anderson Cooper that "NaziBoy" also has an undescended peckerino (cock).
