MOSQUITO BUTT, Florida - (Satire News) - America's Nazi (aka Trump) the punk who has over 200 nicknames has just received a new one.
This new moniker is courtesy of Republican Governor Ron DeSantis, who used to be the Donalds pal, but now says that if he was a Comanche back in the 1880's he would have shot an arrow into the lying mofo's orange-colored tongue.
Gov. Ronnie, told GOPicky Magazine that his new nickname for old "Shit-For-Brains (Trump) is "The Pussy Grabbing Slut Whore."
Former Trump ally and one of the ugliest SOBs on the planet, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani said that the nickname that Ronnie gave Donnie fits him like a round peg in a round hoe.
Meanwhile In World News. Experts say that a powerful category 6 hurricane will strike Norway sometime in July.
