MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - One of the ugliest women in America, Ann Coulter, recently told Anderson Cooper that Donald Trump is such an asshole shithead that he makes a diaper rash look cute.
Coulter also revealed that "Toxic" Trump has come on to her a total of 27 times, including three times in the parking lot of a D.C. McDonalds.
Cooper asked her if Trump had ever grabbed her tits (breasts). She smiled and said that he had grabbed her right knocker 16 times and her left knocker 11 times.
He then asked the bleached blonde if he had ever grabbed her pussy. Coulter blushed and answered that he did, 23 times without her permission and 7 times with her permission.
