BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just stated that the old pussy grabbing, Nazi ass licking, draft dodger, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump told a Brooklyn whore that he loves for people to hate his low-life, bastardized orange ass.
Trump loves for people to hate him because he (in his fucked up mind) says that it drives his male hormone count up.
So he encourages writers, columnists, correspondents, and journalists to take shots at his evil, low-life, hate-filled chicken shit life.
And so, the media will continue to hit the orange complected son-of-a-bitch with everything including the kitchen sink, the kitchen refrigerator, the kitchen trash compactor, the kitchen cuisinart, the kitchen coffeemaker, and the kitchen cutting board.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: So Trump stories WILL CONTINUE to flood the American airwaves and printwaves, and anyone who thinks that they are going away anytime soon is merely pissing in his or her Kool-Aid.]
