MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Sen. Teodorofellio Panchito "Ted" Cruz flew over to Mar-a-Lago to attend a sit-down bagel dinner for Donald Trump and one of his kiddoes, the one known as "Dopey," Donald Trump Jr. Invitations went out to 396…
BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo says that Liz Hurley's sexual website gets 4 million hits each and every day. "The Brit Clit" as she is known from England to Japan and from Mozambique to Costa…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - The XYZ Research Group, headquartered in Austin, reports that for some strange-as-hell reason, honeybees in Iowa have stopped producing honey.. A spokesperson for XYZ stated that the leading experts on all things…
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of Britain's most beloved celebrities, Cheryl Cole recently spoke with BBC writer Oceana Figgly at a downtown McDonalds. Cole, who has been described as sensuously erotic by most male members of Parliament revealed to…
SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings has been embedded with the US 89th Infantry Regiment in Ukraine since last summer. She has seen the 89ers in action and she notes that they are the bravest f…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now reporter Petula Tart, no relation to Simon Cowell's second cousin, Tiffany Tart, says in an article that US reporter Velveeta Maracas, who writes for The News Blues, has said that Trump The Chump groped her duri…
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - El Ole News reports that the President of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just purchased a used spy balloon from the Republic of China for 10,000 pesos [$500 US]. President Andy said that his country g…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - GOP grandma Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter told Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers that she is proud of the fact that the shit face looking DJT (Trump) hit on her a total of 14 times and she rejected the hemorrhoid-looking fag…
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that a well-known porn star Pretzel Garibaldi, has just gone into the fried chicken fast food business. Miss Garibaldi has opened up Pretzel's Finger Licken' Chicken Res…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Chicago Institute of Sexual Dysfunction has just verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, 75, is afflicted with Erectile Dysfunction or in layman's terms - a limp noodle. A spokesperson for the institute stated th…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that now that the great Tom "Terrific" Brady has retired from football, he will be joining the NBC football broadcasting team of Al Michaels and Cr…
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the Mexican Air Force has shot down a Chinese Spy Balloon just outside of Tijuana. A spokesperson for the Air Force said that Captain Jose Juan Julian Burrito piloting an F-16…
PONCHATOULA, Louisiana - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has informed the American public that President Biden has just named the new assistant director of the FBI. The woman is a 9-year veteran of the FBI and her n…
CINCINNATI, Ohio - (Satire News) - Ohio State Troopers are reporting that a Chinese Spy Balloon, has just crashed into a broccoli field just outside of Cincinnati. Trooper Josh Dillavilla (Badge #234109763) reported that the spy balloon looks like…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The evil shithead (i.e. Trump) was in his favorite American town of Duck Dung. He spoke in a Walmart parking lot to a crowd that was estimated to be between 17 and 26 individuals: including 4 security guards.
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The piece-of-shit asshole, who the BBC says lies more than the entire population of the United Kingdom combined has just made another of his thousands of lying lies. The tax-evader, who swinded millions and millions fr…
IN THE GULF OF MEXICO OFF THE MISSISSIPPI COAST - (Satire News) - The White House is reporting that the USS Idaho has just sunk a submarine that the CIA had verified was carrying 345ΒΌ pounds of refined Cartagena Snow Candy (Cocaine). The US Navy h…
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