LONDON - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now reporter Petula Tart, no relation to Simon Cowell's second cousin, Tiffany Tart, says in an article that US reporter Velveeta Maracas, who writes for The News Blues, has said that Trump The Chump groped her during an interview back in early October of 2021.
Miss Tart, who is an extremely gorgeous-looking reporter said that after interviewing Trump at a Ramada Inn, she told him that she was going to reveal that he had claimed $198,000 on his income expenses.
Trump reportedly told her that it would be a stupid thing to do since he had receipts for each of the expenses that amounted to $198,000.
The orange ass wipe then paused and suggested that he could give her $9,000 if she would can the story.
Miss Tart, replied, "Go to hell, Nazi creep, the story is going to appear in The Blues News."
