BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo says that Liz Hurley's sexual website gets 4 million hits each and every day.
"The Brit Clit" as she is known from England to Japan and from Mozambique to Costa Rica is 57, and has been named "The 2023 MILF of The Year."
The name of Hurley's website is www.hotsexycougarmama.sex
King Charles III, of England recently said in an interview on the BBC, that Lizzy is the most famous Liz since Liz Taylor.
President Biden has been known to say that Elizabeth is his "Hall Pass."
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The definition of "Hall Pass," is giving permission from a wife or girlfriend to her husband or boyfriend to have sex with any female of his choosing; usually a female who is exceptionally sexy, luscious, and hot-as-the-dickens.]
