CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Chicago Institute of Sexual Dysfunction has just verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, 75, is afflicted with Erectile Dysfunction or in layman's terms - a limp noodle.
A spokesperson for the institute stated that on a scale of 1 to 10 with a 1 being the worst case of ED, Trump's number is a 1.2.
Trump's estranged wife Melania "The Slovenian Sultress" Trump, and Stormy "The Fine Piece of Ass" Daniels both have pointed out that the Donalds tiny prick is about the size of a little bitty Tootsie Roll (1.3 inches).
Meanwhile old "Shit For Brains" Trump insists that even if his pecker is tiny-as-hell, he can still grab a woman's pussy and make her squeal as if she has her tit caught in a vise.
