CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - The XYZ Research Group, headquartered in Austin, reports that for some strange-as-hell reason, honeybees in Iowa have stopped producing honey..
A spokesperson for XYZ stated that the leading experts on all things honeybee, are baffled, bewildered, puzzled, and downright mystified.
Some have expressed that perhaps this past summer's horrific heatwaves burned the honeybee's sex organs.
Other theories state that maybe the freezing Canadian Express Snow Blast of December, froze the ovaries of the female honeybees rendering them all sterile.
Meanwhile President Joe Biden says that the world's leading authority on honeybees, Dr. Hoosko Goompillo, 63, of Kenya, will soon arrive in Iowa to investigate this astoundingly astounding occurrence.
