NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - GOP grandma Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter told Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers that she is proud of the fact that the shit face looking DJT (Trump) hit on her a total of 14 times and she rejected the hemorrhoid-looking fag a total of 14 times..
Coulter, who is 61, said that the last three times she rejected old carrot face, he actually started crying.
Ann was asked by Miss Mixx, the dishwater blonde scarecrow, why she rejected the micro-pricked asshole, she simply answered that she just does not like Nazi racists.
Coulter, who was a virgin until her 47th birthday, added that she also does not like men with orange members poking her cunt (beaver).
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