MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The piece-of-shit asshole, who the BBC says lies more than the entire population of the United Kingdom combined has just made another of his thousands of lying lies.
The tax-evader, who swinded millions and millions from the American taxpayers; even GOPers and GOPettes, is now putting out that he has just purchased a used spy balloon from Chinese President Xi Jinping.
Trump told his ass-kissing Fox News pal, Greg "The Creature" Gutfeld, that he purchased the spy balloon for $919.
Melania's soon-to-be ex-husband noted that the balloon was shipped by UPS to his gigantic fucking mansion in Palm Beach, Florida.
SIDENOTE: Ricky Gervais has said that Don The Con lies like woodpecckers peck wood. (And that's a FUCKING lot!)
