Self-isolating grandmother, Betty Barnes, has confided to one of her sons, that she "isn't really that arsed" if she never sees two of her grandchildren again due to restrictions imposed as a result of the COVID-19 virus. "I'll be honest; it's qui...
In an incident in which both parties involved would like to quickly forget, Mike, a black and white 'tuxedo' cat, inadvertently witnessed his owner masturbating in front of his laptop. "It was humiliating," said Duncan Whitehead, Mike's owner,...
12th Grader, Donny Balls, is counting down the days until he can return to high school and continue planning the mass shooting he has fantasized about for years. "This whole virus thing has really messed up my scheme to shoot as many of my school...
Gissell Whitehead, age unknown, confided to reporters, late Friday, that she has no idea how her husband, Duncan, is supposed to earn enough money to pay off her $25,000 credit card debt. "I have gone through his bank statements, royalties, divide...
Fort Lauderdale man, Duncan Whitehead, is oblivious to the fact that he is the odds-on favorite to be the first of the Whitehead clan to die due to the Covid-19 virus, according to a 'book' opened by one of his brothers. Whitehead is totally unaw...
Leading Spoof writer, the illustrious Dr. Billingsgate, holder of several doctorates, and known to have at least thirty-seven patents to his name, reportedly took five minutes to look around thespoof.com message boards commenting on how much the disc...
Care home owner, John 'Greedy Bastard' Mullett, has altered his morning routine due to the COVID-19 virus, and now does a quick sweep of bedrooms BEFORE breakfast checking for residents who may have passed away during the night. “The first thing I...
For the first time, one of the many COVID-19 vaccines in development has protected an animal, rhesus macaques, from infection by the new coronavirus, scientists report. The vaccine, an old-fashioned formulation consisting of pubic hair and pussy juic...
Confused Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, has leveled more charges at British rock band, The Who, saying it needs to be held 'accountable' for failures tracking the coronavirus. Pompeo's attack, delivered on conservative Fox News host, Laura Ingra...
Admiral Tim Less, from Mowtow Mulberry, failed in his bid to raise money for the NHS on his 100th birthday, after he tripped and fell just seven meters into his marathon walk. Tim, a WWII Veteran, had decided to raise some money on his birthday,...
National Steakhouse chain restaurant, Chris' Ruth, have announced that, despite making over $900 million in profit last year, they still received $40 million from The Paycheck Protection Program, which exhausted its $350 billion in funding last week.
In an effort to boost the confidence of low-ranking writers on the popular humor site The Spoof, renowned comedy experts Professor Clive Danton and the illustrious Dr. Billingsgate are sadly giving writers an inaccurate perception of their comedy tal...
A homeschooled student has been expelled from his home after his teacher (Mum) smelled marijuana on his clothing during a maths lesson. Neil Morris, 14, from Luton, is, however, protesting his innocence. "I feel like my teacher (Mum) could've...
A man riddled with the coronavirus who had spent his final hours arguing with his Health Insurance provider trying to ascertain if he was covered or not, has succumbed to the illness. Mike Smith, 56, woke up with a tickly sore throat and cough, d...
Movie buff and racist, Chris Patterson, 45, of Newark, NJ, was crestfallen, Thursday, after discovering that one of his favorite actors is 'mixed'. “I am so disappointed; it is heartbreaking to discover that an actor whose body of work I really ad...
Movie buff and racist, Chris Patterson, 45, of Newark, NJ, was crestfallen, Thursday, after discovering that one of his favorite actors is Jewish. “I am so disappointed; it is heartbreaking to discover that an actor whose body of work I really adm...
Office worker Myke Kenwood told reporters, Tuesday, that he knows exactly which wanker gave him the coronavirus. Suffering from a cough, fever and a severe sore throat, Kenwood said: "That wanker, Tatty Mullett; it's his fault. Twat. I remember hi...
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