Care home owner, John 'Greedy Bastard' Mullett, has altered his morning routine due to the COVID-19 virus, and now does a quick sweep of bedrooms BEFORE breakfast checking for residents who may have passed away during the night.
“The first thing I do is switch the lights on and check that the occupant of the room is breathing. If not, then I let the cook know that she can do one less plate of bacon and eggs, a bowl of cereal or whatever."
Mullett's new routine is showing signs that his new approach is working well.
"We save on average twenty quid a day on food bills by not making breakfast for the dead 'uns. Before we were making bowls of Cornflakes, Weetabix, boiled eggs, and a shit load of toast that was just going to waste. It's my way of giving back, you know? It's the least I can do."