Movie Buff Despondent After Finding Out Dwayne Johnson Is 'Mixed'

Funny story written by Dewani Unhatched

Thursday, 9 April 2020

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When will this end!!!

Movie buff and racist, Chris Patterson, 45, of Newark, NJ, was crestfallen, Thursday, after discovering that one of his favorite actors is 'mixed'.

“I am so disappointed; it is heartbreaking to discover that an actor whose body of work I really admire is not actually white. This information has totally changed my opinion of Jumanji, Jumanji 2, Baywatch and The Fast and The Furious. I used to love those movies, now, meh, not so much. I honestly don't think that I can look at his work the same way again."

Patterson, though, has some consolation. "I love Vin Diesel, so I am going to immerse myself in his classic movies such as Saving Private Ryan, Avengers, and Riddick."

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