Spoof Writer Checks Discussion Boards Every Thirty Minutes

Written by Dewani Unhatched

Wednesday, 29 April 2020

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Leading Spoof writer, the illustrious Dr. Billingsgate, holder of several doctorates, and known to have at least thirty-seven patents to his name, reportedly took five minutes to look around thespoof.com message boards commenting on how much the discussion forums had not changed since he had last visited 30 minutes earlier.

“Nothing has changed; no one has yet to comment on my last post since I last checked half an hour ago. In fact, after checking every thread, nothing new at all has been written. I will look again in thirty minutes or so. Who knows what will happen in the next thirty minutes? Maybe something new; one can only hope," sighed Billingsgate, as he returned to his home gym to pump iron, which is a very strange name for a poodle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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