WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that the first lady, Melania, is so angry, she's talking in tongues. It’s being reported that when Melania learned that she had been beat out for he cover of the next edition of Vogue M…
CALABASAS, California – (Celebrity Satire) – Kim Kardashian recently spoke with a reporter with the Gossipette Gazette, and talked about her visit to the White House in May of 2018. Kardashian said that she has never felt so used in her entire lif…
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Political Satire) – A White House source reveals that Trump is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. The source told iNews, the president cannot stand that millions of his supporters are now starting to se…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump called in to Tucker Carlson at Fox News and told him that he has decided to change the name of the White House. Tucker started smiling like a 14-year-old boy who has just seen his first pair of Pl…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who is her father’s most trusted adviser, has really been quite depressed lately. And it’s not because her father contracted the Coronavirus, since she knew it was going to happen, due to the fact…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that the Washington, D.C. health code inspector has just inspected the White House from top to bottom. Hoyt Tullyweiser, told the Globe-Express that he found traces of CO…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – CNN is reporting that every maid and cook in the White House has abandoned the Trumpapalooza-infested White House. A Trump staff member, who did not want his name revealed, said that, as soon as the President wal…
Washington D.C. The dramatic news, last night, that President Trump’s close advisor, Hope Hicks, has contracted the Coronavirus, has led to the President and others to self-isolate. Considering the news, the White House has been placed under the care…
According to unconfirmed White House sources, over two hundred lie-detector machines have been junked because they continually blew their fuses when Mr Trump and White House staff took the test. Each test takes approximately ten minutes, and cover…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Representatives for ASCAP have just announced that President Trump’s campaign has just been fined $2 million for not securing the rights to use Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah” at the RNC White House closing festiv…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The former Duchess of Sussex, and now swimsuit model, Meghan Markle told TMZ that she warned the first lady about wearing the green screen dress at the White House convention. And now, hundreds of pundits are cover…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump broke yet another record as he talked for what seemed like an eternity. TMZ reported that he officially broke the presidential acceptance speech record by rambling on for a total of 3 hours, 17, m…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Most everyone agrees that the first lady’s speech was truly a good speech, but everyone is trying to figure out just exactly who the hell she was talking about. Granted she mentioned her husband’s name (Donald) a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is furious at a report by CNN’s Don Lemon, that stated that Melania told one of the White House cooks that she is going to be voting for Joe Biden. Melania reportedly said that she considered who…
SAUSALITO, California – (Music Satire) - The Russian female pop rock band known as Pussy Riot, has just turned down an offer to play at the Annual White House Labor Day Picnic. The event, which is organized by Melania, Ivanka, and Barron Trump has…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…
It’s a toss-up. Which interview was more cringe bearing, the BBC interview of Prince Andrew and his non-relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, or the stumbling, bumbling, whitewash defense of coronavirus by Donald Trump? At least Prince Andrew didn’t…
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