President Trump Campaigns in Pennsylvania and Calls Dr. Fauci, Senator Sasse, and Tucker Carlson Idiots

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 21 October 2020

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More and more anti-Trumpers are starting to show up at his campaign hate rallies.

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Political Satire) – A White House source reveals that Trump is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day.

The source told iNews, the president cannot stand that millions of his supporters are now starting to see him for what he really is – a low-life, swamp-dwelling con artist.

They add that the hate-monger will eventually, even stab his own daughter, Ivanka, in the back, figuratively speaking, of course.

Trump spoke in Quaker Oats, Pennsylvania, home of the minor league baseball team, the Quaker Oats Pilgrims.

And, within four minutes of starting his speech, he had already called Dr. Fauci, Senator Ben Sasse, and Fox News mouthpiece Tucker Carlson idiots.

He has even referred to his son Eric, as a semi-idiot.

The president is well aware that his devoted red MAGA cap-wearing followers will swallow his favorite saying: "if you repeat a lie over, and over again, there are some dumbass gullible folks who will believe it."

POTUS truly believes that the IQ of his base is somewhere between 16 and 17.

He knows that his fans would believe him if he told them that his future-daughter-in-law, Kimberly Guilfoyle, is really a transgendered Norwegian midget named Vossheim Fiord.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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