Elon Musk is a fucking genius. Ukraine should be neutral, that way the war will be over. (Was he wearing a “Occupy Mars”? t-shirt? Occupy? You a Russian spy in training, Elon? Got a little military boner in your pants? And he’s got a “Nuke Mars” s…
Tom Cruise has already signed a deal for the next Mission Impossible movie. Tom is gonna join forces in Ukraine and single-handedly take Russia down. Steven Seagal, Putin’s personal Hollywood bitch, doesn’t like this. He doesn’t like that Cruise i…
BOROVA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that British forces from The 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment defeated a Russian regiment, which quickly retreated toward the Russian-Ukrainian border. The Russian troops were made up of recentl…
MOSCOW - ((Satire News) - America's Grandiose News Agency has issued a statement stating that The Kremlin Voice has declared that 91% of all Russian residents are sick of their country getting their ass kicked by Ukraine and her allies. GNA report…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The senior writer for the BBC Tyrus Bottomfiddle has just announced that the new British prime minister has stated that she will be visiting President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Ukrainian capital city of Kyiv. PM Truss wants…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - In an effort to stop the invading Russian horde, Ukraine has released thousands and thousands of bomb drone birds all over the Russian capital of Moscow. Ukrainian President Zelenskyy states that the birds are capable of i…
Boy, when Putin fails, he fails hard! Russian men are being snatched and grabbed the streets by Putin’s KGB and thrown into the army – now that’s allegiance and patriotism! (Is Russia like the USA during the Vietnam War right now? Write a theses a…
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - The president of the Central American country of Costa Rica, Rodrigo Albert de Jesus Chaves Robles, has just informed the world that he is sending his 10-man Costa Rican Coast Guard to Ukraine to help in their f…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker said he talked to a spokesperson for 10 Downing Street and he was told that PM Truss will be sending the English destroyer, "The HMS Toot Sweet" to the Ukraine to engage Putin's naval…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…
NEW DELHI, India - (World Satire) - As everyone knows full well, cows in India are sacred. They are believed to hold mystical powers that can cure everything from dandruff to a yeast infection. The Global Source News Agency reports that anyone, ev…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss has informed the UK news media that she will not waver from Prime Minister Boris Johnson's policy decision to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil, tyrannical…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - In a move that has shown just how compassionate the new British Prime Minister Liz Truss really and truly is, the PM has just informed True Dat News, that her personal foundation has just donated £70,000 [$80,000 - US] worth of…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that most of the world's nations have insisted that the Russian military leave Ukraine immediately (if not sooner). A representative for 193 nations (out of 197) said that there i…
NAIROBI, Kenya - (World Satire) - The president of Kenya, William "Billy" Ruto, has just informed the world news media that his country will be joining six other countries; including the US, England, Cambodia, and Afghanistan in assisting Ukraine in…
The Ukrainian Charge Of The Light Brigade An altered rendering of the famous poem The Charge Of The Light Brigade in honor of the recent Ukrainian push to retake the Crimea which was stolen from them by the Russians in 2014. (with apologies to the o…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, recently sat down with Petula Tart, with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. He talked about what he wants for his beloved United Kingdom. He wants to address the rising cost of crumpets, and the fog situation w…
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