LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, recently sat down with Petula Tart, with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency.
He talked about what he wants for his beloved United Kingdom. He wants to address the rising cost of crumpets, and the fog situation which seems to have gotten worse; especially in Piccadilly.
The newly crowned king revealed that he is planning on visiting Ukraine as soon as possible. He is thrilled that Ukrainian military forces continue stomping the evil invaders from Russia.
SIDENOTE: KC III, also remarked that he is planning on sending The 99th Manchester Infantry Regiment to Ukraine, to replace The 603rd British Devils Red Regiment, which has fought hard and valiantly.
