Boy, when Putin fails, he fails hard!
Russian men are being snatched and grabbed the streets by Putin’s KGB and thrown into the army – now that’s allegiance and patriotism! (Is Russia like the USA during the Vietnam War right now? Write a theses and hand it in on Monday morning.)
Finally, Russians have a reason to see Putin as much of the rest of the world sees him. As evil. Yes, Russians, good boys and girls, you finally woke up. And now you’re gonna die in Ukraine – which was invaded by your country, not the other way around. (Does anyone remember far far back into February? Are dictators relying on people have very short-term memories, or are they just that self-absorbed?)
When you have to force young men to go to war, you know that’s a winning combination! Russia lost in Afghanistan long before the USA and the UN went in … and lost also. But for some reason the Ruskie bear thinks it’ll win in Ukraine.
Putin is quickly losing his mind. Soon, he’ll take off his shirt and with Steven Seagull, will rush into Ukraine and fight the entire Ukrainian army single-handedly. Then return to Russia a hailed hero.
(That’s the delusional dream Putin is currently having in his special hospital room, babbling, mumbling about nuclear war … showing his muscles to the nurses, who have still yet to put plutonium into his stewed prunes. This war must be won, ladies. Hurry up and turn Russia into North Ukraine.)
Watch Putin. Watch his craziness. It’s getting better every day – thank you, Beatles. When he appears on TV with his shirt off … duck and cover. (Or maybe his nurses – generals – will save the world from the shirtless madman ready to kill anyone, his own people, the entire world.)
