LONDON - (UK Satire) - The senior writer for the BBC Tyrus Bottomfiddle has just announced that the new British prime minister has stated that she will be visiting President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Ukrainian capital city of Kyiv.
PM Truss wants to assure Zelenskyy and the hardworking and hard fighting people of Ukraine that the entire UK is behind them.
She will also be providing the invaded country with 800,000 bottles of Hip Hip Hooray Tea, which is one of the world's best tasting bottled tea's.
According to True Dat News, the new lady prime minister has an approval rating of 98.7%, which is the best any leader of England has had in a long, long, long time.
