NAIROBI, Kenya - (World Satire) - The president of Kenya, William "Billy" Ruto, has just informed the world news media that his country will be joining six other countries; including the US, England, Cambodia, and Afghanistan in assisting Ukraine in their fight against the evil, barbaric invaders of President Putin.''
Presidient Ruto, who is no relation to the Ruto family of Idaho, says that Kenya wants to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil Russian empire.
Kenya's 42nd Jungle Fighters Infantry Regiment will be heading to aid Ukraine immediately.
President Ruto noted that he has not forgotten how back in the 1996, the tiny country of The Dominican Republic, helped the Kenyan people in their fight against the invading military might of Denmark. ■
