Ukraine Releases Thousands of Bomb Drone Birds Over Moscow

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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The Ukrainian Bomb Drone Birds are kicking Putin's Commie ass.

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - In an effort to stop the invading Russian horde, Ukraine has released thousands and thousands of bomb drone birds all over the Russian capital of Moscow.

Ukrainian President Zelenskyy states that the birds are capable of inflicting a lot of damage to the Russian citizenry.

Putin has condemned the action as being unAmerican (?).

Zelenskyy replied by saying that he is currently in the process of purchasing about a million more of the specially trained bomb drone birds from Cambodia.

SIDENOTE: The Kremlin Voice reports that Putin will look into buying and training bomb drone birds of his own.

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