NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that most of the world's nations have insisted that the Russian military leave Ukraine immediately (if not sooner).
A representative for 193 nations (out of 197) said that there is no room on Earth for the evil machinations devised and carried out by Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The rep for the nations, who has been identified as Ling Fu Fang, of Cambodia, stated that if Putin does not get his commie military out of Ukraine, no country will provide any exports to Russia and they will have to buy their food, medicines, and toys from Mars or Uranus. ■
