MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…
ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who has been named to head her daddy’s post-election defeat political rallies, told Anderson Cooper that she visited Elephant Butt, Ohio, where they hope to raise lots and lots of money, to help pay…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency, Ivanka Trump has never felt more embarrassed than she is now after being stopped and frisked by police. The human, middle aged “Barbie Doll” told her BFF Staniquisha Jef…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has confirmed that Donaldo Johnny, as Melania calls him, does in fact wear Depends Diapers. Trump denied it saying that it’s all just a hoax, and a witch hunt, and a Fig Newton of everyone’s imaginatio…
The Republican Party is dumping big bucks into the Trump kids' pockets to investigate whether or not there was any voter fraud in the 2020 election. And how do you think that’s going to go? Eric Trump will do the numbers, yeah. Ivanka will give d…
Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…
At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…
A middle-aged, highly sedated homeless man wearing a “sweeping” blond wig was nailed to a giant cross this morning on the grounds of the Mir-a-lago while a crowd of about 130 people looked on. The man, Bob Prentice 52, of Stuebenville, OH is being “w…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Rumors are swirling all over Manhattan that Fox News hate-spewer, Tucker “Creepy” Carlson is actually the son of former president Trump. The National Explainer has just uncovered hospital documents that show that T…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Followers of the ex-first daughter Ivanka Trump, say that the 6-foot-2-inch human giraffe has been trying to keep a low profile since her daddy got his ass kicked by President Joe Biden. The fake blonde has ev…
CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency, The Kremlin Voice, has publicly declared that one of the world’s most feared terrorist organizations has just donated $14 million to Trump’s 2024 political campaign. Al-Qaeda…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, says that he is very concerned about Trump having gained 47 pounds since getting soundly defeated in the presidential election. The doctor said that Trump has a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The president has informed Anderson Cooper of “60 Minutes” that his $3.2 government stimulus check to himself is totally legal and within the guidelines of the presidency. Trump said that section 8, paragraph 9,…
PISCATAWAY, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors has stated that the President’s favorite child, Ivanka, has been forced into rehab. Ivanka's husband, the sissified, Jared Kushner, told iRumors that he had to forcibly carry the 6-foot-tall, middle…
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