Manchester United have the real thing, but Leyton Orient, lower division London club, have dived into the transfer market and spent £10 on the other version! After United's scrappy win over Wolves, United fans went delirious and waved a cardboard…
FIFA, world body controlling global footy, have struck a deal with the Taliban, and the Taliban will now host the World cup in 2022! They have offered their services to patrol and control proceedings in Kabul plus FIFA will pay them $10 billion smack…
MANCHESTER, England – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has uncovered a scandal that involves one of the best sports teams in the world of soccer, or football as they call it in the United Kingdom. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck, said…
After the recent news of the departure of Lionel Messi from FC Barcelona many sports fans are left confused and intrigued about the future of their favorite star and of course team. This news came as a surprise to all our sports analysts that are…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…
Football and Tennis Balls all over the country are breathing a sigh of relief. Gareth Tomlinson, a football from Kettering said 'The kids have been kicking me around for days, and now the Euro's are over, I can just rest in the shed'. Tennis Ba…
A surge of a crippling illness has caused the English PM to call an emergency press conference before he announces his latest insane Covid19 non-restrictions allowing the UK public spread the dreaded virus even further. The crippling illness that…
English heads are breaking today after the headbreak of a penalty shootout, and England had one against Italy. And Italy won. England have always been rubbish at penalties. From traffic wardens to rugby regulations, England have never been able to…
Busker Rodney Whittington, 37 has only been singing football favourite Three Lions for a week. 'It is the feel-good song of the week, that and Sweet Caroline seems to get the crowds singing along. Of course, next week I will be doing obscure Rod S…
After reading one article about Football Dave Smythe Walsingham is now an expert. He did the same when finding out about Covid for the first time as well. 'Yes, I am one of those very irritating types who becomes an expert in a subject almost o…
The choice, as it always has, will be between Football or Tennis on Sunday, as people watch some very fit, very rich people kick a football around in a park, or knock a ball over a net on a court. Football or Tennis? Tennis or Football. Which do y…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…
Scotland The Brave are very brave, but sadly all-time losers and, Jaggedone, a footy expert, who does not get paid millions for flogging salty crisps, has donned his kilt, picked up his caber, and discovered why the Scots are not capable of winning a…
The perennial garbage chain perpetrated by UK tabloids has begun, and in 2021, a special year, Manchester United have decided not to ignore the annual bullshit spewed out by The Sun, Express, Daily Star, Daily Mirror, etc. The Covid19 pandemic, an…
Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri…
Hello! It's me, Geoff Ball, with your regular football news. We've finished with the European song contest for the year, now it's time for the European football contest. And let's hope the home nations do better than they did at the singing. I…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After two years of negotiations, it is now official that the Los Angeles Galaxy will travel to London to play the Manchester United Red Devils in Wembley Stadium in August. Zorro La Bamba, reporter with the Sports…
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