TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - There is probably no two individuals in the USA who hate each other more than Gov. Ron "Dick Face" DeSantis and private asshole citizen Donald Jonathan Erasmus "Dick Mouth" Trump. Gov. DeSantis has accused Tr…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The Las Vegas oddsmakers all agree that there is no way on earth that the orange pussy grabbing asshole (ahh dat be the Trumpturd) will ever occupy the White House again. Some Vegas oddsmakers are giving 983,000 to 1 od…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reports that British actress Elizabeth Hurley, who has more sexuality in her little finger than Madonna has in her entire 247- pound body, is currently dating an American athlete. BBN writer Sinclair Pe…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of Trump's doctors, who asked that we not print his name, for fear of him getting thousands of threats, says that Trump needs a brain transplant and pretty, fucking, damn soon Dr. X, stated that, in his 35 year…
WEST CHICAGO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corporation prides itself in staying one step ahead of the competition. Mickey D's has just announced that they have just introduced their latest fantastic menu item - The Bunless Burger.
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The queen of twerking talked to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, about her Hollywood Star on the world-famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Miley said that she is one of the youngest, sexiest, and thinnest celebs…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, who informed her that he had decided to implement a new scoring rule that just about every NBA coach, player, and cheerleader loves. Silver…
NEW ORLEANS - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo commented that "Anerican Idol" is one of America's most watched shows. He noted that it is faithfuly watched by President Biden and First Lady Jill Biden, as well as by all o…
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the sons of King Charles III, and Princes Di cannot stand each other. In fact reports are that the two hate each other more than Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, hates Trump, who lives in F…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The much awaited season 21 of "American Idol" kicked off with a huge bang in "Sin City." The three judges Lionel "L-Rich" Richie, Katy "The Sexpot" Perry, and Luke "Ah Shucks Ma'am" Bryan were their usual fantabulous se…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The organization known as Smart American's Who Know That Trump Is Evil (SAWKTTIS) has just spent millions of dollars putting up "Trump Still Sux" billboards all over America. The 904,717 member group, which is made up ent…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town, says that the tremendously popular hit TV Western, "Hell On Wheels" has signed the great, great, great granddaughter of Sioux Chief Sitting Bull, to appear on the Old West railroad show.
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - Hollywood beckoned and the Super Bowl's MVP player, said, here I am y'all. Patrick Mahomes' business manager, has announced that Patrick has agreed to star as himself in the new autobiography film from Tri-Moon Pict…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Well as most sports fans had an inkling, the Green Bay Packers organization has finally come to the conclusion that the team will be better off with Aaron Charles Rodgers, who turned 39, in December. Rodger…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle told Anderson Cooper that one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, self-centered singers in the music business, Madonna Louise Ciccione, has ballooned up to 247 pounds in the nude…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood interviewed porn film sensation, Pretzel Garibaldi, who informed her that she has just signed to appear in the Solar System Films production of "Trump - The Pathologically Pussy Grab…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who looks like a young Oprah Winfrey, stated that POTUS informed the World Court to sue Chinese President Xi Jinping, China, and the makers of the Spy Balloons for spyin…
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