HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood interviewed porn film sensation, Pretzel Garibaldi, who informed her that she has just signed to appear in the Solar System Films production of "Trump - The Pathologically Pussy Grabbing Perv."
Vistawood talked with Miss Garibaldi at The Intoxicated Iguana Lounge in downtown Hollywood, where the two drank Singapore Slings and ate an order of Pancho Villa Spicy Hot Supreme Nachos.
Pretzy, stated that to prepare for her role as Stormy Daniels, she dyed her brunette hair blonde, she gained 17 pounds, and she went in for breast augmentation surgery and vaginal botox.
The film which is being produced and directed by noted Italian director Lagarino Pollenzi, will be filmed on location at The Beverly Hills Hotel, as well as in Tijuana, Mexico, Austin, Texas, and Hackensack, New Jersey, which resembles parts of Washington, D.C.
