AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Texas Governor Greg Abbott has been called lots of things, an asshole, a turdhead, a low-life rattlesnake, and an ugly-looking hemorrhoid. Abbott, who is as ugly as Arkansas Governor Sarah "Chubs" Huckabee, but not…
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - One of the hottest rock and roll bands in the business, The Raging Female Hormones, has just fired their longtime manager, King Charles III, formerly Prince Charles I. The sexy band members decided to drop Camilla'…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles has just informed the UK news media that he has decided to graciously open up Buck House, as Brit comic Ricky Gervais calls the palace, so that any commoners can visit and take a look at what wealth, entitlement,…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - A reporter with The National Rumblings News Agency, Traci Diddle recently met with Melania Trump at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The two talked about the rising cost of lipstick, the ever increasing price of tampons, a…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who reportedly has more money than Massachusetts, North Carolina, Utah, and London combined has just developed his latest in his Tesla line of Tesla "Get Arounds." Elon, who many still say is even more ba…
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma - (Celebrity Satire) - Close friends of the country music duo of Shelton and Stefani say that the two singers have been fighting like the Russians and the Ukrainians for quite sometime now. It is no secret that Blake drinks be…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper, has just named the city of Chicago as "The Bullet Capital of The World." Reporter Carmine Calatino, stated that the Windy City, just in the past 10 months, has surpassed Kab…
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Music Satire ) - In 2021, the fabulously talented and sexually sexy all-female band from Burnt Corn, Alabama, The Bunkhouse Bitches, was named "Country Music's Best New Female Band." The girls who have known each other sinc…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is constantly having to fight off rumors that they feel may have been started by employees working for Burger King, Wendys, KFC, Jack in The Box, Raising Canes, Dairy Queen, or Popeyes. The lates…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba, a writer with the Sports Bet Gazette reports that a 16-year-old freshman pitcher who attends San Antonio's Sandy Koufax High School has a damn fastball that has been clocked at 107 mph. The fr…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily states that the nation's little blonde babe (Britney Spears) will be hitting the big screen soon in The Tri-Moon/Lion's Face production of the X-rated film "Hot-As-Hell-Sex & Little Ole Horny Me." The…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just announced that the Whataburger food franchise has just surpassed the Burger King food chain in popularity. AFNA writer Calypso Igloo writes that the Texas-based fast food giant…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK's new king, Charles III, has invited the great President Biden to visit him and his stunningly sexy wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a sit-down dinner and musical co…
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of The Land of Ole, Ole, Ole, state that the Republic of Mexico has had it with the drug antics of Guatemala. Mexico's President Andres "Andy" Lopez Obrador, points out that he has warned the drug c…
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The country music duo of Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani has barely been married two years and there are already rumblings that there are problems in the "Marital Bunkhouse." Titte Tattle Tonight writer Pico d…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Kardashian sisters are without a doubt the richest sisters in the entire nation, and according to Rich Gals Monthly Illustrated, the world. They have been described as the Female Midas Touch Bitches by Bedroom Pillo…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly-elected governor of the "Anvil State" of Arkansas, Sarah "Ozark Fats" Huckabee has stated that she recently lost 6 ounces on the Diet Popcorn Diet. The "Huckster" as her daddy Mike "Plain Jane" Huc…
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