CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is constantly having to fight off rumors that they feel may have been started by employees working for Burger King, Wendys, KFC, Jack in The Box, Raising Canes, Dairy Queen, or Popeyes.
The latest rumor to come down the pike is that Mickey D's new McChick Burger contains pigeon meat.
Hilda Bernice Gattzumi, 78, says that the rumor is the biggest crock of shit since a food chemist from Boston said that McFries contained traces of mercury, asbestos, and simpafalaroid 6.
Meanwhile a representative with Burger King, said that their company is way, way too busy to waste time starting rumors about Mickey D's, even though they have heard that pigeon meat, Pepto Bismol, and traces of dust have been found in some orders of McFries in Cheyenne, Wyoming; Waco, Texas; and Cuernavaca, Mexico. ■
