LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly-elected governor of the "Anvil State" of Arkansas, Sarah "Ozark Fats" Huckabee has stated that she recently lost 6 ounces on the Diet Popcorn Diet.
The "Huckster" as her daddy Mike "Plain Jane" Huckabee calls her, weighs 241-pounds.
She said that she has tried all kinds of diets including the Water Only Diet, the Cashew Nuts Diet, the Sopapillas Only Diet, and the Mayonnaise Only Diet; but none worked worth a damn (her word).
In fact, "Ozark Fats," revealed that she actually gained weight on the Water Only Diet (water weight), as well as on the Mayonnaise Only Diet."
SIDENOTE: Donald Trump who cannot stand Sarah says that she once asked him if he would like to grab her pussy and he yelled out "Hell No! and I mean FUCK-HELL-NO!"
