NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Music Satire ) - In 2021, the fabulously talented and sexually sexy all-female band from Burnt Corn, Alabama, The Bunkhouse Bitches, was named "Country Music's Best New Female Band."
The girls who have known each other since elementary school, will be the opening act on the upcoming "Hey Mate, Keith Urban's Down Under Tour."
The trio all attended Johnny Reb College, where lead singer Lolita Deepwater, and drummer Hester Hardwood were promiscuous cheerleaders and bass player Shareen Fargo, was named "Girl Most Likely To Get Pregnant Before Graduation."
The band first charted with their big hit, "Hey Cowboy, You Sure Do Stir Up My Libido Like No Friggin' Fella Ever Has."
The song was written about Lolita's ex-boyfriend, who is currently in prison on bank robbery charges, as well as kidnapping charges.
SIDENOTE: The band's latest chart topper is a song written by Sharleen and her grandmother titled, "Fuck It!"
