HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily states that the nation's little blonde babe (Britney Spears) will be hitting the big screen soon in The Tri-Moon/Lion's Face production of the X-rated film "Hot-As-Hell-Sex & Little Ole Horny Me."
The motion picture is being co-produced and directed by noted brothers Staccato and Amaretto Monteverdi, who are noted for having all of their leading ladies show as much of their naked bodies as possible.
Most actresses in Monteverdi films show their vaginas, their knockers, and their rosebuds.
One actress refused and she was fired on the spot, and told she would never work in Tinsel Town again.
She was last heard to be making French fries at a McDonalds in Tijuana, Mexico.
Britney portrays the hot, sexy, horny bitch, Matilda DuLabia, who is a pathological nymphomaniac who cannot go 45 minutes without getting her pussy perforated, as they call screwing in Illinois.
The film was given an X-rating due to the highly erotic and downright hilarious sex scene between a male mallard duck and a female woodpecker.
