WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of Senator Mitch McConnell’s former senate aides has told RumorLand News that the senator from Kentucky is nothing but a two-faced hypocrite. The former aide said that, on several occasions recently, she over…
WASHINGTON , D.C. – (Satire News) – The President is furious after learning hackers from Hungary have compromised his personal computer. The group, calling itself Covfefe XYZ-83, say some of the info they have viewed would make Harvey Weinstein an…
SACRAMENTO – (Satire News) – The Golden State has just issued a proclamation banning Christmas. A spokesperson for Governor Gavin Newsom stated that after days and days of fiery debate, the California senate has decided that it is just too damn ef…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good. Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 1…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The president has just reached yet another milestone. Last week, it was reported by iNews, that he has played more golf during his presidency than all of the other 44 presidents combined. Then, a few days ago, Horror…
MONTECITO, California – A member of Ellen’s TV show has stated that the daytime talkshow host has been extremely depressed as of late. The insider says that the 62-year-old DeGeneres is feeling like she is starting to age at a much faster pace tha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A CIA investigation has revealed that the Trump International Hotel charged certain visiting dignitaries as much as twice the going rate for a luxury suite, and may be shut down. RumorLand News reported that Pre…
WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Satire News) - The Seattle Exulter-Herald talked to a retired milkman, Xavier Cyclone, 67, who said that he and his dog were out in the woods, woodchuck hunting. He said his hunting dog, Puddles, a 7-year-old Cocker Span…
AUSTIN - (Sports Satire) - Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed her readers that the entire defensive line for the Texas Longhorns are out with the Coronavirus. Longhorns Coach, Tom Herman, said that, at first, the t…
ATLANTA – (Satire News) - Every national news media organization is saying that Kelly Loeffler looked like a cross between a zombie, Ann Coulter, and a Stepford Wife. Many who watched the Georgia Television Debate between “Hairzilla” Loeffler and…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The five Kardashian sisters have been called the richest sisters in America. They have also been called the biggest big-assed sisters in America, as well. The girls have starred in three different reality shows, “Keepin…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has made his strongest comment yet, regarding the President. Dr. Fauci, who h…
LIVERPOOL, England – The founder of Wikileaks and Pipileaks, Julian Assange, texted President Trump and begged him to please give him a Presidential Pardon so he can get out of prison before he hurts himself with a bar of soap. Assange has used up…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors News has just informed the public that Trump’s number one adviser, daughter, and woman who is getting a big pay check from American taxpayers for virtually not doing a damn thing, wants to enter politics. Vo…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea wants to buy Trump’s Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago. Kim Jong-un stated that his BFF Donnie T. texted him and said that he is going t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The 19th season of the singing competition show, “The Voice”, has just become the most controversial ever. In a move that fans described as stupid, dumb, and even Trumpian, the producers, for reasons known only to Bravo…
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