WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good.
Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 109-years-old.
The doctor informed White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, that the President shows definite signs of being in the third-stage of Stupindasitus Nutsatosis.
He added that, if not treated, POTUS could end up being stupider than a marshmallow or, even worse, a twig.
He did say that one good sign is that, in talking to him, it seems that his lying has gone from 37 lies a day down to 24, which is a step in the right direction.
Dr. Fu Fi remarked that he hopes to get that number down to 15 or 16 within six weeks.
But, overall, Trump’s doctor stated that he hopes to get all of these medical issues and conditions fixed before Trump is sentenced to prison; probably sometime in late March or early April.
