Mitch McConnell Makes a Stunning Comment About Trump

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 14 December 2020

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Nancy Pelosi has said that every male senator is a spineless pussy; except for Senator Mitt Romney.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of Senator Mitch McConnell’s former senate aides has told RumorLand News that the senator from Kentucky is nothing but a two-faced hypocrite.

The former aide said that, on several occasions recently, she overheard him tell other GOP senators that every Republican senator hates Trump with a passion.

McConnell and the other spineless pieces of shit are just so afraid of facing Trump’s wrath, that they have all allowed “The Divider-in-Chief" to turn them all into a bunch of old pussies.

The aide said that the worst ones; the biggest effen pussies, are Lindsay Graham, John Cornyn, Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz, who have all lost their self-esteem, as well as their peckers.

RumorLand News expessed that truth-be-told, it's really no secret, because Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, is actually on record commenting that every Republican senator except for Mitt Romney sits down to pee.

McConnell has said that, once King Donald leaves office, the GOP senators are all going to try and see about growing some balls.

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