WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A CIA investigation has revealed that the Trump International Hotel charged certain visiting dignitaries as much as twice the going rate for a luxury suite, and may be shut down.
RumorLand News reported that President Moongawa Poontanga, of Upper Titaluna, informed the D.C.. Police Department that he and his wife Janice, were billed $9,400 for a two-night stay.
He added the sign behind the door clearly stated the room rents for $1,300 per night, not $4,700.
He immediately called the IRS, who referred the incident to the CIA Human Resources Department, who then passed it on to the Virginia Department of Confusion.
The CIA was able to ascertain that President and Mrs. Poontanga did not mention that they had drunk 28 of those mini-drink liquor bottles, and eaten 17 bags of corn chips, 16 bags of potato chips, along with 20 reconstituted avocados.
The CIA viewed hotel room video that clearly showed the Poontangas stole 4 pillows, 2 bars of soap, shower curtains, and a mini-refrigerator.
The CIA has talked to the owner of the hotel, and President Trump has said that he will sign a Presidential Executive Order absolving the hotel of any wrongdoing.
