Kim Jong-un Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 3 December 2020

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Trump recently told Howard Stern that if Kim Jong-un had blonde hair, blue eyes, and was a woman that he'd hit on her.

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea wants to buy Trump’s Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago.

Kim Jong-un stated that his BFF Donnie T. texted him and said that he is going to be needing lots of extra cash pretty damn quick, and he’s offered to sell his Florida mansion at a cheap price.

Trump told him that everyone knows he won the election, but the CIA, FBI, LMAO, and MSNBC forced all of their employees to vote for Biden or risk getting fired.

A source inside the White House said the reason Trump is going to need money is to pay his team of 17 lawyers, as well as his upcoming mental therapy sessions that he is scheduled to start taking the Monday after Super Bowl.

Meanwhile, Melania has said, on several occasions, the only thing that will help her husband’s insanity is for him to get a brain transplant.

The First Lady said that the two infamous black Trump butt-kissers, Diamond and Silk, have offered to give Trump their brain, but surgeons said that POTUS would be better off having a bag of Cheetos inserted, since both sisters are crazier than sheep shit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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