PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The president has just reached yet another milestone. Last week, it was reported by iNews, that he has played more golf during his presidency than all of the other 44 presidents combined.
Then, a few days ago, Horror Magazine named him their "Man of The Year".
And now, POTUS has the dubious distinction of just having hit the 10 billion tweets milestone.
Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany stated that the President’s 10 billionth tweet was “If Mitch McConnell gets any uglier, people are going to mistake him for Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.”
When the President was told about him being the champion tweeter, he winked and said that after he leaves office, he is planning on scaling down his tweeting a bit.
He then quipped that he plans to go from 140 tweets a day, down to 138 tweets per day.
Meanwhile, iNews reporter Kitty Segovia, who was Miss California 2016, commented that, during her interview with the President, he eyed her up and down about seven times, and asked her if she liked Big Macs.
