NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors News has just informed the public that Trump’s number one adviser, daughter, and woman who is getting a big pay check from American taxpayers for virtually not doing a damn thing, wants to enter politics.
Vodka Vermicelli, with iRumors, has divulged that Ivanka Trump, who is looking much older than her 39 years, says she wants to follow in her father's fantastic political footsteps.
Mrs. Jared Kushner, who was born in Manhattan’s Our Lady of The Burning Bush Hospital, recently told Bravo's Andy Cohen that her father has agreed to be her campaign manager if she decides she wants to run for mayor of New York City.
Ivanka has repeatedly told relatives, friends, and mere acquaintances, that she is blessed to have her mother’s hair and her father’s brain matter, and she emphasized that her ass definitely belongs in the political arena.
Meanwhile, Don Lemon reminded his audience not to forget that "Miss Giraffe Legs" is the one who said that separating kids and babies from their parents, and putting them in cold, metal cages is not really as bad as it sounds, and it's kinda like them being away at summer camp.