BILLINGSGATE POST: Only if there were a horse involved, could this story smell more like horse manure. Check this out. It’s 2:30 AM in San Fransicko. Two grown men, both wearing Fruit-of-the-Loom ball huggers, fighting with a hammer, when someone…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The following interview was conducted in the back seat of Slim Everdingle’s 1951 Champion Studebaker on Wednesday, October 19, 2022. Being a vintage car nut, President Biden agreed to the interview, even though his staff warned h…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Does voting for a hair sniffing prevert indicate that the voter is possibly a latent prevert his/her/their/itself? (pick your pronoun). It sure seems so. There is an old philosophical principle that states, “actio sequitur esse”,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: New York State Judge Horacio Humbert, after disconnecting his hearing aid, sentenced Donald Trump to six month of listening to uninterrupted wailing by Gospel singer Cristy Lane. Some of Lane’s recordings include One Day at a Time,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the original cast of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Major T. J. "King" Kong was played by Slim Pickens, who rode the nuclear bomb down to its target. The 1964 film was about what could ha…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, reports that a fully armed FBI special unit snatched his smart phone yesterday. Armed to the teeth in full camouflage combat gear, with night vision goggles and grenade launchers, the FBI moved in…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive interview with Quasimodo Veritas, a whistleblower from the FBI revealed that the real reason the Mar-A-Lago raid was carried out by the FBI and DOJ was to provide documentation that Donald Trump was planning to us…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Intended consequences are one thing. Unintended consequences are quite another. Who would have thought that a penis pump could cause cognitive disorders? When Joe Biden unwrapped his ACME XXX Penis Pump, did he not read the warnin…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Already accused of having a brain missing a synapse or two, something even more sinister may be lurking in the backend of Joe Biden’s Fruit-of-the-Loom ball-huggers. Most men his age rely on their carefully honed instincts when…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move that was called “brilliant” by legal scholars, Donald Trump hired the best law mind in the Nation to defend him from the dual onslaught of his constitutional rights by the criminal combine of the FBI and the Department o…
BILLINGSGATE POST: NOTE: To protect the innocent, this story has been vetted and found credible by both Snopes and Quasimodo Veritas. In a just released blockbuster interview that details how a potential apocalypse was averted, FBI Director Ch…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “Reports of my death were slightly exaggerated,” explained Jeffrey Epstein, who was sighted coming out of a Palm Beach massage parlor by roving crack reporter, Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler. It was Detwiler who was assigned th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…
BILLINGSGATE POST: A shocking new revelation about Meghan Markle, now the Duchess of Sussex, that she was diagnosed with having terminal persimmon winter-kill syndrome (TPWKS) prior to her marriage to Harry, has just been made public in the new boo…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, was furious when he heard that that Barack Obama had over taken him in a poll of Americans who were asked who they thought was the worst president in our Nation’s history.
BILLINGSGATE POST: With a number of famous professional golfers, including Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau, jumping from the PGA Tour to the LIV Tour, some bad blood is developing between the members of the two g…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Mr. Smith, when he went to Washington in 1939, Elmer Smuckmeister is seen as a naive lightweight and a country bumpkin by almost everyone with whom he comes into contact, including the Washington press corps. But Smuckmeist…
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