BILLINGSGATE POST: Does voting for a hair sniffing prevert indicate that the voter is possibly a latent prevert his/her/their/itself? (pick your pronoun). It sure seems so. There is an old philosophical principle that states, “actio sequitur esse”, which translates to “action follows essence or being.” This principle simply means that how a thing acts/operates follows from the kind of thing that it is.
An example: A demented 80 year-old man sneaks up behind a 13 year-old girl, puts his hands on her shoulders and sniffs her hair, while offering her some fatherly advice concerning her future dating practices.
Plato says in the Gorgias that it is better to suffer injustice than to commit injustice. Since injustice is a thing outside our nature as human beings, when we do unjust acts, we act against our nature. This makes one a bad hombre; an immoral person.
You might ask: How can over 80 million Americans who cast their vote(s) for Joe Biden all be preverts?”
Well, first of all; at least 10 million of those votes were bogus. By subtraction, that leaves only a possible 70 million preverts, which is not quite so ominous.
Since all of us know of friends, siblings, children, parents, or even spouses, who cast their vote for Biden, perhaps we should all take a long look at whom we associate with, lest we become as guilty as those who actually voted for the prevert.
In an earlier story, which was verified by both Quasimodo Veritas and Snopes, it was reported that while Biden was Vice-President, he had simultaneous sex with three Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down a freeway in Shanghai. That, in itself, should have been enough to turn off most liberal voters.
Let’s face facts, folks; whatever your pronoun might be, eighty year-old hair sniffing preverts should not be allowed within 30 feet of a mammal of any sex. So mothers; hide your daughters. There is a prevert at large.
Dr. Slim: “I could forgive him for his forklift caper. We all make mistakes. But not this.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. 70 million preverts can’t all be wrong.”
