The White House is said to be ordering large amounts of paper shredders and burn barrels, as it appears likely that Donald Trump will not win re-election. According to a source within the Administration, who spoke off the record, ventilators original…
Newly-famous pet psychic Beth Lee-Crowther has come forward to offer guidance on what just happened to cause Mr. Biden's foot injury. According to The Daily Beast, Ms. Lee-Crowther, from the English midlands, has established telepathic contact wit…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ as…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that President Trump has consulted one of the nation’s leading hand doctors. 5T stated that a source inside the White Folks House said that POTUS wants to have his tiny toddl…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The leader of the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron James, says that now that the piece of shit loser, Donald Trump, is leaving in January, the Lakers will visit the White House. LeBron had said that as long as the "Racist…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Jill Biden told Vox Populi News that she can hardly wait for her husband to be sworn in so that they can occupy the White House. She commented that the very first thing she is going to do is to trash all of Melan…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - White House insiders say that the President is now sitting in his Presidential Bunker for up to 9 hours a day, sobbing like a baby. They note that he is getting much paler, and that he is actually starting to loo…
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that President-Elect Joe Biden, has been spending countless hours going over each one of the 823,402 Presidential Executive Orders that President Trump signed into law. The president-elect com…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that President Trump has been hiding in the Presidential Bunker, due to the fact that he is as embarrassed at losing the election in a landslide, as a priest who’s been caught reading a bo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - After what seemed like weeks, the final Electoral College numbers are in, and Joe Biden will be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January. The final Electoral College vote tally was 306 to 232; a virtual la…
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Scientists at Pawtucket’s Paul Revere University have just learned that the most dangerous place on Earth is the White House. The collegiate group noted that, just in the past three months, a total of 129…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who is very close to Trump’s chief adviser, and reputed inamorata, Hope Hicks, claims that Hicks said that the president is extremely depressed and may end up hurting himself. Hicks reveale…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Grandiose News Agency is reporting that the Trump family is very concerned about the President. A White House maid disclosed that she has personally heard the President sobbing like a banshee, in his locked b…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many of the nation's news agencies are saying that most of President Trump’s staff are clearly seeing the writing on the wall, and are already starting to pack. They say the staffers want to get ahead of the let’…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The wonderful parents of the not-so-wonderful first lady are ecstatic at the fact that their daughter (and grandson, Barron) will soon be moving to their beloved Slovenia. Melania’s parents Viktor and Amalija Kna…
Trailing in the polls, it looks increasingly likely that Donald Trump will lose the upcoming presidential election. With his fragile ego and narcissistic personality disorder, it is unlikely that Trump will be able to face the reality of losing so…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that President Trump has said that, if he loses the election, he will simply refuse to vacate the White House. The so-called 'Fair and Balanced' network pointed out that the President remarked that…
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