Melania’s Parents Have Said That Their Daughter is Thrilled-as-Hell That She’ll Be Moving Back To Slovenia in January

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 November 2020

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Melania told one of the White House cooks that she is really missing her home country, Slovenia.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The wonderful parents of the not-so-wonderful first lady are ecstatic at the fact that their daughter (and grandson, Barron) will soon be moving to their beloved Slovenia.

Melania’s parents Viktor and Amalija Knavs, [the last name is pronounced: KER-SHAW] haven’t seen their 50-year-old daughter this happy since the President went to Scotland to play golf for ten days, and Melania stayed behind.

The first lady’s step-daughter, aka the worthless Ivanka, is commenting that she is starting to hear her daddy’s wife singing old traditional Slovenian fox hunting songs.

TMZ reported that when her son Barron was asked what he thought about his dad losing the election, he replied that it would make him one happy little dude, because he’ll be so glad to leave the White House, which he calls the D.C. sanitary landfill.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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