WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who is very close to Trump’s chief adviser, and reputed inamorata, Hope Hicks, claims that Hicks said that the president is extremely depressed and may end up hurting himself.
Hicks revealed that he has texted her close to 300 times. He expressed to her that he will forever be known as the most hated, mean, cruel piece-of-shit president in the history of world presidents.
Hope reportedly tried to console him by sending him a photo of herself nude from the waist up.
He texted her back saying that he wants to see a photo of her naked from the waist down.
Hope fired back that she is not that kind of girl, and suggested that he needed to call up his former slut girlfriend Stormy Daniels, and set up a rendezvous with her.