A White House Maid Has Revealed That President Trump Has Locked Himself In His Bedroom and Is Sobbing Uncontrollably

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 5 November 2020

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This is the White House maid who heard the President sobbing like a teenage school girl.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Grandiose News Agency is reporting that the Trump family is very concerned about the President.

A White House maid disclosed that she has personally heard the President sobbing like a banshee, in his locked bedroom.

The maid added that Melania asked her husband to open the door, and he yelled out: “Go back to Slovenia, bitch!”

Eric Trump, who was standing next to her, told his step-mother that his daddy was just joking.

Melania reportedly slapped Eric in the face, and screamed that she was sick and tired of living in the effen Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey friggin Circus.

Eric said that he was going to tell Ivanka what she had said, and also that she bitch-slapped him.

Melania allegedly said, “Run to jur fake blonde, giraffe-looking seester, ju little beach and boaf of jus can keys my hot, sexy Slovenian ass!”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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