WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “WTF!” The chances of hitting a populated area are small, but not zero. The Long March 5B rocket carrying China’s Tianhe space station from the Wenchang Space Launch Center in southern China on April 29, was carried out despite the…
THE ALEUTIAN ISLANDS (Alaska) – (Satire News) – The Seattle Exulter-Herald has divulged that a herd of seven sperm whales have sunk the Norwegian oil tanker The Sardine Queen, 27 miles off Eskimo Baby Island, located in Alaska's Aleutian Islands.
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Pantheon of fools, the Three Stooges were without peer. But that was nearly 80 years ago. Since then, they have been outshone and nearly forgotten as the years passed by. They were active from 1922 until 1970. Best remember…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, currently riding shotgun and lady-in-waiting for Dementia Joe to blow out the candle, was known for using her feminine wiles to work her way up the ladder. Her fling with Willie Brown, while he was the…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s not easy to predict the end of the world. Not just because no one will be around to validate the prediction, but because very few colleges offer courses on the subject. Other than La Fontaine College, the Harvard of the Carib…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala “Giggles” Harris have landed on Giggle-End’s Island (Washington), it’s not too farfetched to note the comparison of Sleepy Joe as Gilligan (Bob Denver) and Kamala as Ginger Grant played by sexp…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview scheduled to be aired on Thursday, CNN’s Jake Tapper scores the first known interview of a dog with two assholes. The wily Tapper insisted that Joe Biden, along with his sidekick, Kamala “Breath” Harris, bring…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CNN says that former television news show host Megyn Kelly is trying extremely hard to become relevant again, but she is falling flat on her frumpy, frowning face. Kelly, who once said that the tooth fairy was gay,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath” Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Democrats unleashed a three-pronged attack on President Trump. Resorting to antics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present-day counterparts, Sleepy Joe Biden, Kamala “Breath…
Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unhinged as he sees his reelection hopes dimming with each passing day. In his most desperate move to date, he has actually issued a COVID challenge to Joe Biden. Trump noted that he recovered from COVID in…
Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…
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