NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Fox News insider, who did not want her name disclosed (Laura Ingraham), informed Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle that Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro haven’t been able to stop sobbing ever since fellow Foxe…
Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine has just named their annual “Asshole of The Year,” and this year’s winner, by a landslide, is President Donald J. Trump. ASM writer Fitzwater Ribicoff, announced that the President received 47,…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind says that a recent Quinnipinni Poll shows that 73% of all Americans think that Fox News senior reporter Maria Bartiromo is working for the Kremlin. The Daily Wind has talked to several close friends…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The President spoke with his favorite television host, Maria Bartiromo, with Fox News, and told her that, as far as he is concerned, she is the prettiest and sexiest woman on television. He pointed out that he…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Republican pundit and woman who looks like she’s on stilts, Ann Coulter, appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show. Ann, who some have referred to as a human tongue depressor with hair, said she’s glad Donald Trump lost.
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many U.S. news agencies are reporting that Fox News host, Maria Bartiromo, has just become the most hated woman in America. Bartiromo, who is 53, but looks 83, interviewed President Trump, and, after she finished, s…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s no secret to anyone who watches television that President Trump has divorced Fox News. The two used to be passionate bedmates until Fox stopped giving Trump the hot-and-heavy lascivious love he needed and de…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no doubt whatsoever that President Trump lost the popular vote, the Electoral College vote, and even the women who don’t mind him grabbing them by their you-know-what vote. But, like they say in the Show…
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The President held another of his post-election campaign rallies. This one was in the Keystone state town of Quaker Oats. The town, founded in 1616, is noted for growing the tastiest oats in the world. I…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Boston Addresser Chronicle has reported that the entire Fox News building may have to be demolished due to a horrendous Coronavirus infestation. A Fox News insider said that some of the top employees including B…
The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…
BETHESDA, Maryland - (Satire News) – President Trump once said that he knows more about war than the generals do. Well, now he has said that he knows more about the Coronavirus than the doctors do. POTUS told Fox News, that he feels like he did…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – President Trump showed the entire world that he has the manners of a boa constrictor, as he threw Fox News moderator Chris Wallace’s debate rules out of the window. Trump carried on as if he was a World War II Nazi gene…
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