The name sounded vaguely familiar: Miller? Definitely not the same guy who was once married to Marlyn Monroe. He was the playwright with the first name of Arthur. And there was also author Henry Miller. Oh yes, Stephen Miller was in the Trump admi…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business Satire) – Reports out of the Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan republic say that Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has ordered that all Afghani camels be rounded up. His troops, which he has christened the Nim-Nimers…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris, in her capacity as the second most-powerful person in the country, has announced that she has diverted an Afghani C-17 cargo plane loaded with close to 1,000 refugees that was headed to the USA t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (U.S. Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has confirmed that VP Harris will be flying to Kabul, Afghanistan on Air Force One to have a private meeting with the top ranking Taliban leader. The vice-president is scheduled to…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World News) – The Middle East news agency known as Sandstone News has just reported that two very popular terrorists groups have plans to invade Afghanistan and kick the Taliban out. Al-Qaeda leader Zabu Isbad Fufu, and Hezbo…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Now that the Taliban terrorist have taken over the country, their first mandate is that women will no longer be allowed to vote. Taliban spokesperson Sabeen Siri Yasim, remarked that another change will be tha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has stated that the United States is more than likely going to invade the Taliban-held nation of Afghanistan. She said that both President Biden and Vice-President Harris are…
The US military has deployed around 5,000 operatives in Afganistan to evacuate it's embassy, American citizens and personnel as soon as possible after President Biden and the NATO announced the retirement of all troops by September the 11th. Obvio…
Afghanistan, a nation filled with rugged mountains, valleys, and just happens to be the largest drug producing country on the planet is unconquerable proclaim the Taliban! Brits attempted to syphon off Afghanistan's major export many years ago but…
SUKAHATU, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind reports that one of the most notorious Al-Qaeda leaders Omar Shaker Fasheen is now is custody. A team of 6 Navy Seals captured Fasheen as he was having kinky sexual relations with his…
Since the United States moved out of Afghanistan, the Trump gang (family and advisors) will escape to Afghanistan. The Trump family plan to erect several Trump Tower apartment buildings, hotels, and golf courses. The Green Zone, now abandoned, will b…
BILLINGSGATE POST: To placate conservative members of Congress regarding his order to have all of our troops out of Afghanistan by July 1st, President Biden announced today, “That under the authority granted to him under the ‘Row vs Wade Amendment’…
After almost 27 years of bitter struggle against opposing forces in Afghanistan, leaders of the Taliban have said they are ready to call it a day, throw in the towel, and return to their former lives as shepherds, or whatever. The Taliban - someti…
(NOT EDITED) CAMEL KEBAB, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s Mirage News has admitted that a member of the Afghan army has shot one of his own fellow soldiers. General Attula Hay Booboolay, stated somewhat embarrassingly, that he cannot d…
CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Al-Zit Mohammed, supreme leader of the Taliban, and the most notorious terrorist leader on earth, has been captured. Afghanistan’s Mirage News Agency has confirmed that the 52-year-old beer-bellied leader…
PORT CAMEL TOE, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Mirage News Agency of Afghanistan has declared that, by a vote of 901 to 3, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been voted the official 2021 pin-up girl for the Al-Qaeda Navy. Al-Qaeda Ad…
NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof News) - The FBI has issued a statement that it has just apprehended two Al-Qaeda operatives, who were living on the 14th floor at Trump Tower. The two have been identified as Muhammad al-Bibbity and Abu Moo Bagfatti. Fed…
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