KABUL, Afghanistan – (World News) – The Middle East news agency known as Sandstone News has just reported that two very popular terrorists groups have plans to invade Afghanistan and kick the Taliban out.
Al-Qaeda leader Zabu Isbad Fufu, and Hezbollah leader Hasheen Haha Kock, have both confirmed their invasion plans, and they say that once the Taliban has been defeated, they will take over and rename the country Hez-Qaeda in honor of the two terrorist groups.
President Biden when asked to comment on the messed up situtation, simply said that he can’t be bothered as he is totally occupied with trying to figure out where he is going to put the 1.8 million Afghani refugees that will soon be landing at JFK Airport.
VP Harris has suggested that he take 500,000 and place them in Alabama, 500,000 in Arizona, and 800,000 in the vicinity of Mar-a-Lago.
Meanwhile, the orange-faced owner of Mar-a-Lago has said that he does not want even 4 Afghani’s anywhere near his precious Florida mansion.
Harris, who hates Trump more than minnows hate piranhas, giggled and said, "Well to use an old ancient Roman cliche...Tuff titty said the kitty."